Almighty TiVo
We thank you for all the gifts you have given us
The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of godlike.
Let’s not forget fast-forwarding through commercials.
It seems greedy to ask anything more of you
Oh magic box…
But if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl
We will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats.
Amen.
Have I ever mentioned how much I Love the show “How I Met Your Mother”? It’s just the best show on TV, folks!